Friday, March 5, 2010

the big story

breaking: massive food recall


The MENCESSION


US women dominate labor sector as “mensession” hits America







The current recession is a protracted period of high unemployment, especially in traditionally male-dominated sectors. The recession – it has been called the “mensession” … because construction and finance are male dominated, and three-quarters of all job losses since the recession began have been to men and that really is part of a longer standing trend. For the first time in US history women held more jobs than men in the US. The short-and long-term consequences of this economic scenario may have a deleterious effect on American society.

When men do not work, marriages tend to sour pretty quickly so I think that if male joblessness persists you are likely to see a rise in divorce rates. “Women… initiate two-thirds of all divorces, and you might see a wave of them heading forward.

Meanwhile, the recession may be responsible for offsetting marriages until better times.

CoOlDiGgY news




US safety officials announced on Thursday that they had received more than 60 complaints from Toyota owners who were still experiencing sudden unintended acceleration even though their vehicles had been repaired by Toyota dealers.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which has come under pressure from Congress and consumer safety groups because of allegations that it responded too slowly to warnings of problems in Toyota vehicles, said it had the authority to order Toyota to “provide a different solution” if current efforts were not working.

“We are determined to get to the bottom of this,” said David Strickland, the NHTSA administrator.

The news marks yet another problematic development for Toyota, which is grappling with a massive vehicle recall, a loss of trust among consumers and a potential criminal investigation into its handling of safety issues.

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Marine reportedly killed by opium-fueled private contractors









*Microsoft pushes Internet usage tax to fund cyber-security

*Gunman killed after shooting 2 Pentagon police

*Pinera May Need to Abandon Austerity to Rebuild Chile

*Turkey warns US over Armenian genocide vote

*It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

*Neo-Con calls Tea Partiers ‘Wal-Mart hippies’

*Europe's New Debt Solution: Create Their Own Ratings Agency

*The New Commandments by Christopher Hitchens

*Texas police warn spring breakers: Stay out of Mexico border towns

*Fake Front Hides Abandoned Shops















*What Happened to Women?

*What In The World Are They Spraying?

the fairer sex

the Girls of CoOlDiGgY

(coming soon)



Krystal Forscutt has quit glamour (?) modeling for good. The 23-year-old star (?) who shot to fame (?) as a "Big Brother Australia" contestant in 2006, has decided to retire from the lads' magazine industry in order to pursue her acting career.

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*Ke$ha (if that is her real name) disses Britney's miming

*Britney's Nipples Respond

*She saw it in the window and just had to have it: Rihanna's Boobs and Booty in Green Curtain Outfit

*Kelly Osbourne Dyes Her Hair Lavender!

*Pamela Anderson on DWTS: "I'm Dancing to Stay Out of Trouble"
when we did a Google image search for "dignified Hollywood power couple" this came up. Then we realized it was just the introduction to the opposite sketches


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Also:
*The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar (or Why You're Too Old For That Shit)
1) The Girl on the Cell
2) The "Can You Take My Picture" Girl
3) The Fake Lesbians
4) The "Can't Shut Up About Her Semester Abroad" Girl
5) The Mom aka Cockblocker
more...

the frivolous

(editor's note: we also could have went with "The Right Tuck", "My Favorite Grill" or "Please Don't Go, Face" We decided to stay classy)




*Jon Gosselin's Penis Will Make You Feel Like John Holmes

*This dog will not answer a damn thing without his lawyer present, say the Swiss
















*more CoOlDiGgY Canine News: Dog on Trampoline. We will stay on this story all day and keep you updated



*"Glee" suits up Neil Patrick Harris as guest star. It's going to be legend--wait for it--dary

CoOlDiGgY tech & media




*Android Gains Market Share, Apple iPhone Slips

*Windows Phone 7: A complete reset

*Sorry, But There's No Way Digital Is Going To Save Blockbuster...

*...Because No One Buys Digital Movies or Blu-Ray (yet?)

*Is That Thor in the Iron Man 2 trailer?

sports & health




*Cromartie headed to Jets

*Pitt beats PC with Buzzer Beater 3

*The Annual "Is Brett Favre Retiring" Show with Special Guest Jay Leno



*Phillies beat the bad guys, er, Yanks





*Government Swine Flu Ad Portrays Vaccine Skeptics As Raving Lunatics

*Taxing the Tanned

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