girl blurbs (late edition)

*Never too old to catch jungle fever: Elizabeth Taylor is engaged for the 9th time

*She's fat but you're a D-bag: Mischa Barton's ex calls her "one of the fattest people in the world"

*In other O.C. news: Rachel Bilson dresses in the dark. Still sexy

*W.W. Xenu D? Ask Juliette Lewis

*Eli Roth's Hostel 3, er, girlfriend Peaches Geldof

*Heidi Montag is fun to look at




earlier:

*Why we never caught Twilight fever: True Blood Season 3 promo pics

*Demi Moore is Miley Cyrus' mother or something

*Agents will screw you, and everyone else: Garcelle Beauvais calls out her cheating CAA agent hubby

*Not Without My (step)Daughter: Sandra Bullock has Jesse's kids

*White(trash)power: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is a not a Nazi, she 's NEO-Nazi


(editor's note: notice the "White Power" magnet on the fridge that her kids use AND the a swastika tattoos near her concentration camp, er, coochie)

girl blurbs

*It's even sexier when it's an Oscar winner: Anna Paquin is Bisexual

*Can't Imagine Why: Sandra Bullock And Jesse James' Final Screaming Match

*American Cruelty: Everyone Hates Lindsay Lohan. Ex Wants Her to Kill Self

*Saturday Night Live: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire: Gabourey Sidibe to host

*One of the even more useless Kardashian's sort of flashes boobs

*VIDEO: Smurfette, er, Rachael Ray Talks 'Going Commando'

*Brenda, er, Shanoon Doherty, voted of DWTS, but you shouldn't care

girl blurbs

10 Most Underrated Celebrity Booties

If your name is "Kardashian" or "Lopez" (or whatever Rihanna's last name is) then chances are folks think of your booty. We do, too. Butt what about the unsung booty heroes? What about the celebs with great asses that actually have talents and gifts that make them multi-dimensional human beings. Booty appreciation should not be wasted on the famous-for-being-famous or bad singers. Here are some talented people whose ass you may have overlooked.




*Controversy for Soccer Moms: When little Stefani's first words were "gaga" who knew this is what she meant?

*Maria Conchita Alonso schools Sean Penn but kills any hope for Colors 2

*(Someone's) EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Bullock to divorce Jesse James

*Good Christian (even better flotation device) Heidi Montag leaves hubby

*Mischa "Lindsay Lohan" Barton vomits on herself at bar

*Kelly Brook models for Ultimo Lingerie. Yay!

the frivolous

Another Other for Jesse James

E! News reports that the third woman to come forward as one of Jesse James' mistresses, Brigitte Daguerre, has released a statement.

"This mess was a series of unfortunate events that I regret deeply," she told E! News.

"One of which was confiding in someone I thought was a friend. Most of what I have read and heard is untrue or wildly exaggerated.

"People I never spoke with are quoting me saying things I never said. Jesse and I were friends, he was never at my home, he never paid for my home and he never gave me any money.

"I've had a few offers for $30,000 to tell my story, but I have turned the money down. I'm not a model anymore and do not want the attention."

I guess the heat got to her, which isn't too surprising. Sandra Bullock is very well-liked.

Read more...

*Crazy Brunette News: Woman Evicted for Too Many Peeps Marshmellow Candies in Apartment, Trial Begins

girl blurbs

*Another mistress for Jesse "Tiger Woods" James...

*...Sandra Bullock has a prenup

*Surprisingly, NOT a porn parody: 'Laverne & Shirley' starring Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner

*Crazy Brunette News: Megan Mullally Abruptly Quits Broadway Show

the frivolous

Sandra Bullock Divorce Update -
Meet Melissa Smith, Jesse James' Mistress Number Two

*Jesse James Huge Sexual Harassment Settlement

*Why Are Vampires Rich?

*Beyonce's Dad -- You ARE the Father

*The Life of Smoochie the Dog

girl blurbs (weekend)

Britney Spears + Daisy Dukes = Yummy

Just when we were getting a little bored with Britney Spears, she goes and brings the sexy in the most simple of ways: cut off denim. So easy, even a caveman would look good in them.

also:


*Alicia Keys and Beyonce: on stage, dancing and sweaty together

*That was your first mistake: Sandra Bullock was aware women pursued husband Jesse James, but still trusted him

*Octomom to be homeless. Ha Ha funny. But her 15 children will be as well, you meanie

*Time for a different politician to porn parody: Sarah Palin going bald?

*Eva Mendes – Embarrassing (not for us) wardrobe malfunction

Would You Cheat on Sandra Bullock with This Woman?

Michelle Bombshell Strips for Jesse James

What you do in your private life is your business. So if Jesse James wants to cheat on his money, er, honey then that's his business. But to throw away his millionaire, Oscar-winning, legs-for-days wife aka Sandra Bullock for a tattooed freak is debatable. Yeah, sure, Michelle Bombshell McGee is a dangerous bad girl who plays by her own set of rules and is a demon in the sack whose sexual rage knows no boundaries. But who wants that? For shame. Now enjoy these ambiguously sexy photos and video

girl blurbs (late edition)

*The Proof Jesse James cheated on Sandra

*Rebecca Hall: the woman who ended Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes’ Affair?

*A pregnant Amy Adams goes grocery shopping. Probably for pistachio and liver sandwich with gravy and mayo

earlier:
*Sandra Bullock Has Left the Family Home

*Heidi Klum topless in Allure

*Tina Fey is hot and naughty in Esquire

*'The View' of Marisa Tomei's panties

*It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Ashley Dupre Does Playboy

girl blurbs (late edition)

*Crazy Brunette News: Mackenzie Phillips Debuts Her New Face

*Britney Takes a Hit ... in the Housing Market


earlier:
*Top 20 Hottest Irish Celebrity Lassies

*Sandra Bullock's Husband Is Cheating On Her?

*Jennifer Love Hewitt Nervous About Being Single Again

*Sarah Silverman Will Always Love Jimmy Kimmel

*A mini Cooper, 'Winnie Cooper' pregnant

Women of the Week

1) Sandra Bullock



America's sweetheart won an Oscar and didn't have to gain 50lbs to do it. Sadly, she didn't even have to get naked. But she kicked ass even if she won for a lame film. When can we get another "Speed" movie, uh? Maybe involving a Prius.

Sandra Bullock News:


*Sandra Bullock brings Oscar audience to its feet