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*Why you can't tell Ryan ANYTHING: Crystal Bowersox says she was "betrayed by Seacrest"

*Octo, Oprah, Oprah, Octo: Nadya Suleman sets the record straight on Oprah

*Steve Jobs Won't Let You See This on your iPhone: Adriana Lima Topless

*Won't stop, can't stop: Megan Fox and Brian Austin "David Silver" Green as he races Toyotas

*In Defen$e Of Ke$ha

*Olivia Hot and Wilde


*Just the way we like 'em: Katy Perry's sweaty boobs at Coachella

*Prepared to have your sexuality challenged: 20 Celebs in Drag

*Saving you 2 hours of bad movie: Nude scene of Heather Graham topless and being a lesbian

*Excuse to look at Kate Beckinsale pics coming right up

*Nicole "Just Change Your Last Name to Something Pronounceable" Scherzinger has a rocking body

*VIDEO: Sandra Bullock with no ring

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*We owe Ryan Seacrest one? He stops Crystal Bowersox from quitting Idol

*Death Proof: Quentin Tarantino to save Lindsay Lohan's film career

*Chloe Moretz, 13, can KICK (your) ASS

*Mr. Montag takes on Audrina Patridge and JWoww for their plastic surgery. Wait, whaaaaaaaaat?
(editor's note: excuse the hackiness. It's not what you think. It's actually kinda worse)

*Hot Lesbian BBW action or Portia likes Ellen fat

*Susan Sarandon needs crutches to help her carry her boobs or something