Monday, March 29, 2010

the big story (late edition)

Recessions Are the New Normal



Also, "Buy & Hold" is a thing of the past

The classic "buy and hold" strategy for stocks is officially dead, according to Lakshman Achuthan, managing director of the Economic Cycle Research Institute, who sat down with Yahoo Tech Ticker recently. And, Achuthan said, investors should prepare themselves for even more frequent recessions. (We realize it's great news.)

Two big patterns moving like "big ol icebergs" will create more frequent recessions, Achuthan said. The first pattern, Achutan says, is the pace of each expansion after a recession actually gets weaker and weaker -- and this effect applies to GDP, sales and income. "On every count, the strength [of growth] weaker and weaker with each expansion," he added.

The second pattern is that volatility will be a fact of life. "We're going to see more boom and bust type cycles, I don't think it's going to be like the pre-Depression levels. It will be more like the cycles we saw in the 1970s, where we're going to have an expansion for a few years then another recession."

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earlier:
From Bowling Nights to Clowns
State Are Now Taxing Everything



It is a new era of Austerity for US as all manner of services are taxed to bring budgets into balance. With American manufacturing nearly extinct, how will state citizens react to new taxes on the nation's service-based economy? And how will business, especially small businesses - the leading employers, be able to hire?

“It’s hard enough doing what we do,” grumbled John Luke, a plumber in the Philadelphia suburbs. His services would, for the first time, come with an added tax if the governor has his way.

Opponents of imposing taxes on services like funerals, legal advice, helicopter rides and dry cleaning argue that this push comes as businesses are barely clinging to life and can ill afford to see customers further put off by new taxes. This is especially true, they say, in states like Michigan and Pennsylvania, where some of the most sweeping proposals are being considered this spring.

But this is also a period of economic gloom for states. Pension funds are in the red, federal stimulus help will soon vanish, and revenues from traditional sources like income and property taxes are slumping ever lower, with few elected officials willing to risk voter wrath by raising them.

“This is born out of necessity,” said Gov. Edward G. Rendell of Pennsylvania, a Democrat. His proposed budget, being debated in Harrisburg, would tax services including accounting, advertising and data processing.

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CoOlDiGgY news (late edition)

CASHING IN
House Staffer Who Helped Write Bank Reform Rules Gets Job As Bank Lobbyist



When the House worked on financial regulatory reform legislation last year, 16 of the Financial Services Committee staffers -- 12 of them Democrats -- assisting in that effort had previously worked as federally-registered lobbyists.

One of them is now heading back to K Street.

Peter Roberson helped write legislation intended to regulate credit-default swaps and other over-the-counter financial products, reported Bloomberg's Matthew Leising in breaking the news of Roberson's turn through the revolving door. He is now going to work for Intercontinental Exchange Inc. as a lobbyist. The company owns the world's biggest CDS clearinghouse that will be regulated by the rules that Roberson had a major hand in writing.

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*Man Arrested for Threatening the Life of Congressman Eric Cantor. VIDEO



*Putin vows to destroy group behind attacks

*Biometric Scans for Traffic Stops

*Saturday mail may soon be a memory

*President Sarkozy Of France Says Europe And America Must Come Up With New Answers

*Use of Taser on Pregnant Woman Not Unconstitutional, Court Rules

*U.S. take if it sells its Citi stake to settle cost of bailout: $8 billion

*China Rushes To Bomb Its Clouds As Rice Prices Spike 10% In A Month

earlier:
CIA Report: Public Apathy Makes Endless Wars Possible



A revealing PDF from WikiLeaks reveals that the CIA plays on public apathy

The report is discussing apathy among the French and German people to their countries' involvement in the war in Afghanistan, but the same is true to the apathy of Americans towards the Iraq and other wars as well.

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*Alleged militia members indicted for plotting attack on police

*Jobless Rate Rose in 27 States in February; Four Hit Records

*Obama Sets Sights on Merging Mexico and US?

*US Regularly Kills Innocent Afghans at Checkpoints

*ICE officials set quotas to deport more illegal immigrants

*Next Power Grab: Cap-and-Trade

*Don’t Be Fooled: Republicans Love Government Enforced Healthcare

*Law enforcers pursue possible causes of Moscow bombings




the Girls of CoOlDiGgY tm

(coming soon)

the fairer sex

The Top 10 Babes of TRUE BLOOD

We LOVE True Blood. We love it more than rain made of beer. We love it more than that 3-boobed alien in Total Recall. We love it more than tacos merged with pizza merged with Super Bowl tickets. So here's our pick for the Top 10 Babes of True Blood. And also, check out the teaser trailer below...




teaser trailer:

True Blood Season 3 Sneak Peek II

girl blurbs



*Now imagine that that's not slime on Katy Perry

*The Party of 'Oh Yes, Oh Yes': GOP Spends Big Bucks at West Hollywood Strip Club and Bondage

*Shakira wants to use those hips bare some babies

*Crazy Brunette News: Adrianne Curry, your topless Tweets have our attention

*The Return of Nicole Eggert's 'Baywatch' Body

*So Do We: Kendra Wilkinson Loves her Curvy Mommy Body

*NEW FEATURE - Controversy for Soccer Moms: Erykah Badu's video features stripping and other tame shit

the random

Toes Over Bros:
LiLo Never Had a Drug Problem, She's Been Covering for Her Feet's Coke Habit for Years

CoOlDiGgY tech & media (late edition)

WSJ: Verizon iPhone Arriving This Summer/Fall



The rumor mill is churning today as news of a CDMA iPhone running on Verizon will be manufactured by Pegatron in China while a whole new AT&T model, made by Foxconn, will also drop in the summer/fall timeframe. the Journal notes that the two new devices will be exactly the same except, obviously, the CDMA version will lack a SIM card.

We've seen weird leaks of an iPhone 4G screen - something longer than the current iPhone screen with a front-facing camera - but nothing concrete. We also need to take this with a grain of salt. Asian manufacturers enjoy talking up their connections with certain companies because it gives them a slight boost in the equities markets, so this could be a pump and dump.

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*Scientists stumped as bee population declines further

earlier:
Say Goodbye to Linux on the PS3



Those who own an older PS3 version and currently run Linux on the console will want to listen up: a new firmware update coming down later this week will kill that installation.

According to Sony, it plans to release PlayStation 3 firmware version 3.21 on Thursday to achieve one goal: eliminate the "Other OS" option currently available in all pre-Slim models of the video game console. The feature allowed PS3 owners to install an operating system--in almost every case, Linux--onto the PlayStation 3.

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sports & health

Raiders Making Move For McNabb



Eagles' All-Star is a "favorite" of the Oakland Raiders. How much would this deal help the Raiders, hurt Philadelphia, and affect Michael Vick's comeback?

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*Duke knocks Baylor out

*Giants re-sign Cain for $27 Mil

*Michelle Wie's tiny little rules violation costs her $90,000

*Mistress: Yankees bastard traitor, er, formerly-awesome-when-he-played-for-the-Red-Sox Roger Clemens has erectile dysfunction. We swear we are posting this out of Red Sox-loving spite

the frivolous (late edition)

Ricky Martin Surprises No One, Comes Out the Closet



"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Martin wrote in a blog posting at www.rickymartinmusic.com.

"This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with," Martin wrote.

Martin, 38, became a father to twin sons via a surrogate in 2008 and at the time no details were given about the birth or the mother.

The Puerto Rican singer of hits such as "Livin' la Vida Loca," has long been the subject of speculation about his sexuality. In 2000, TV journalist Barbara Walters grilled him about whether he was gay, but he refused to disclose it.

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earlier:
Big Easy has Big D*cks



Someone made a survey of the cities and states with the biggest penises. We hope they didn't give the job of measuring to an unwilling intern. BTW, how can we get the gig for measuring the biggest breasts? CoOlDiGgY is based in Los Angeles. We're ranked 17th. We don't want to talk about. New Orleans is the "biggest" city in the country. So we're stopping our Katrina charity checks. Next time use your big cocks to save you from drowning. We may not have the biggest dicks but we have the biggest douches.


"biggest" dick cities:

1) New Orleans
2) Washington, DC
3) San Diego
4) New York
5) Phoenix

"biggest" dick states:

1) New Hampshire,
2) Oregon
3) New York
4) Indiana
5) Arizona


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*The Real-life Ross & Rachel (David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston) are No Longer...wait for it...'Friends'

*Will Smith is being a Hancock to his wife's show 'HawthoRNe'

*Are they already writing Lindsay Lohan's obituary?

*Some 'American Idol' person did something illegal. If you care, click here

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