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...now green for Earth Day

*How about a Marriage Mulligan: Tiger & Elin divorce is "100 percent happening"

*Olivia Munn is sexier in a swimsuit than Kevin Pereira

*Mischa "Kirstie Alley" Barton is mad at paps

*Yeah, we'd like to motorboat Lady Gaga's butt

*Supermodel Paulina Porizkova on Kate Hudson's breasts (not literally)

*Ali's safe, she's getting drunk with her big sis: dad sends sheriffs to LiLo's apartment

*Nicole Richie - Traffic School PhD

*Jillian Michaels: "I Won't Ruin My Body With Pregnancy"

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...now with more girls


*Sarah Jessica Parker is so two dimensional

*Now completely useless to society: Jenny McCarthy closes autism school

*The Plastics are a really exclusive clique: Lindsay Lohan is not on the cover of Mean Girls video game

*Mischa Barton prepping for her role as Mama Cass

*Demi Moore and Kate Beckinsale in the same dress. Who's hotter?

*More Moore: Demi opens up about cosmetic surgeries

*Gwyneth Paltrow: Myth vs. Reality



*For teenage girl in you: American Idol stylist dishes

*Here's why Betty White is more famous than ever: In Tough Economic Times, Mature-Looking Women Appear More Attractive

*The bad news is Rumer Willis wears underwear

*Pretty Wild actress(?) accused of stealing from club

*Nicole Scherzinger's pussycat is a doll

*Snooki audtions for Cyclops from X-Men


*It's so hard to tell the difference between the Olson Twins

*Shania Twain: sexiest Canadian since Alan Thicke

*The busty spawn of Donald Trump's hair: Ivanka Trump

*Source backs up Nicollette Sheridan's story of how Desperate Housewives creator slapped her

*BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie still hot

*The JWoww Cigarette Workout in Pictures



*Better than Transformers: Megan Fox's PSA to save LA schools

Hot for Teachers w/ Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green from Megan Fox

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*Never too old to catch jungle fever: Elizabeth Taylor is engaged for the 9th time

*She's fat but you're a D-bag: Mischa Barton's ex calls her "one of the fattest people in the world"

*In other O.C. news: Rachel Bilson dresses in the dark. Still sexy

*W.W. Xenu D? Ask Juliette Lewis

*Eli Roth's Hostel 3, er, girlfriend Peaches Geldof

*Heidi Montag is fun to look at




earlier:

*Why we never caught Twilight fever: True Blood Season 3 promo pics

*Demi Moore is Miley Cyrus' mother or something

*Agents will screw you, and everyone else: Garcelle Beauvais calls out her cheating CAA agent hubby

*Not Without My (step)Daughter: Sandra Bullock has Jesse's kids

*White(trash)power: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is a not a Nazi, she 's NEO-Nazi


(editor's note: notice the "White Power" magnet on the fridge that her kids use AND the a swastika tattoos near her concentration camp, er, coochie)

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10 Most Underrated Celebrity Booties

If your name is "Kardashian" or "Lopez" (or whatever Rihanna's last name is) then chances are folks think of your booty. We do, too. Butt what about the unsung booty heroes? What about the celebs with great asses that actually have talents and gifts that make them multi-dimensional human beings. Booty appreciation should not be wasted on the famous-for-being-famous or bad singers. Here are some talented people whose ass you may have overlooked.




*Controversy for Soccer Moms: When little Stefani's first words were "gaga" who knew this is what she meant?

*Maria Conchita Alonso schools Sean Penn but kills any hope for Colors 2

*(Someone's) EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Bullock to divorce Jesse James

*Good Christian (even better flotation device) Heidi Montag leaves hubby

*Mischa "Lindsay Lohan" Barton vomits on herself at bar

*Kelly Brook models for Ultimo Lingerie. Yay!

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*Jane Goldman: writer, geek, busty. Lets it all hang out at 'Kick-Ass' premiere party

*Janet Jackson and Coco at 'Why Did I Get Married, Too' premiere

*Nip/Tuck's Kelly Carlson 2.Oh Yeah!

*Grace Park + bikini = Frackin' Awesome

*She was hot just a week ago: Jennifer Love Hewitt's new Wal-Mart greeter hairdo

*Mischa Barton goes for gold (ie. boogers)

*Crazy Brunette News: Amy Winehouse is looking out for your vagina

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*Alicia Keys - homewrecker

*Eva Longoria has hot friends

*Mischa Barton's Credit Card Declined At Grocery Store - After She Eats

*Angelina Jolie Returns To 'The Tourist' Set To Continue Filming

*Francia Raisa roller blades in a bikini

earlier:
*Paula Abdul to hopefully channel Ed McMahon and not Arsenio with new 'Star Search'



*G-rated porn: Nicolette Sheridan in a (kind of) See Through Shirt

*PG-rated porn: Adrianne Curry cooks bare assed

*R-rated porn: Paris Hilton topless sunbathing

*Some promises should be broken: 'Jersey Shore' JWOWW Vows to not get bigger implants

*Britney Spears: No Show In Court. Let's see what happens if you ever try that shit