CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK - 4) Sarah Palin

This week, Sarah Palin debuted a TV show on Fox News and championed the Tea Party movement. Though, not the actual grassroots Tea Party movement, but the sanitized & corporate version of the Tea Party. The Nestea Iced Tea Party. Yeah, Sarah Palin is a real reformer (please add sarcasm). What's her point? Can we please stop covering her, Mr. Editor? (editor: no, you either cover Mrs. Palin or say goodbye to your precious dog, Toby) That's your dog, Mr. Editor (editor: Oh No! What have I done?) So, I'm going to saw these chains off, escape, call the LAPD, and never cover Sarah Palin again. Yes, I know these are pictures of singer Lisa Loeb. She's the official CoOlDiGgY Sarah Palin avatar. B'bye. (editor: ha! that wasn't my dog Toby at all. Just some kid. Hey, where's that copy writer? Looking, for writing talent, please email us)

Sarah Palin news:


*Palin's show "doubled" Fox News' normal ratings? Not so much

girl blurbs (weekend)

Rachael Ray - Your Secret Crush

Yeah, you won't boast about how hot she is the same way you do about Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie but you know you dig her. She's a secret crush. The kind of girl you really like when no one's looking. Here's one of our secret faves: Rachael Ray. Sure, she's runty, a little stubby, her voice is strange, she has a weird fetish for olive oil, and she's a little too attached to that crazy dog of hers. But still, she's got that something.




*Lonely boobs: Susan Sarandon talks to life after split with Tim Robbins

*The Great Recession comes to Hollywood: Shannen Doherty - Dancing with Debt...

*...Lindsay Lohan Broke, In Dire Straits

*Even Brad can't get the girl: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Sleep In Separate Bedrooms says Former Bodyguard

*Denise Huxtable has a hot (legal) daughter. Meet Zoe Kravitz (yes, that "Kravitz")

*VIDEO: Sarah Palin Special, 'Real American Stories,' Debuts On Fox News

(editor's note: because Sarah Palin is such a played out subject and human being (cylon, maybe?) we instead have video of Lisa Loeb - CoOlDiGgY's Official Sarah Palin Avatar)

the frivolous

Sarah Palin to Get Reality Series

(editor's note: because Sarah Palin is more out of style than a leisure suit made out of Crocs, the lovely alt/pop singer Lisa Loeb is CoOlDiGgY's Official "Sarah Palin" avatar)


*VIDEO: Joe Biden drop F bomb



*6,000 trees axed to prevent sex romps in forest

girl blurbs (weekend)

Britney Spears + Daisy Dukes = Yummy

Just when we were getting a little bored with Britney Spears, she goes and brings the sexy in the most simple of ways: cut off denim. So easy, even a caveman would look good in them.

also:


*Alicia Keys and Beyonce: on stage, dancing and sweaty together

*That was your first mistake: Sandra Bullock was aware women pursued husband Jesse James, but still trusted him

*Octomom to be homeless. Ha Ha funny. But her 15 children will be as well, you meanie

*Time for a different politician to porn parody: Sarah Palin going bald?

*Eva Mendes – Embarrassing (not for us) wardrobe malfunction