girl blurbs

...now (mostly) Lycan-free






*A pregnant Betty White rides a centaur John Ritter while wielding a flaming chainsaw because that is what AWESOME looks like

*Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian because she cheated with Urkel, er, Kanye West




*This replaced Madonna:



*Two and a half perfect words: Joy. Bryant. Nakedish.

*Clooney's dame is a bikini, see

*Natural Born Hotel Bill Skippers: Randy Quaid and wife, Evi, are fugitives

*Credit Rating is 13: Lindsay Lohan Owes Over Half a Million in Credit Card Debt

*Country Music Gals Dressed Real Pretty-Like

*From Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood to Mrs. Kutcher: What Happened to Demi Moore?

*AnnaLynne McCord finds hot, sexy, lesbian hookup - WITH SISTER!!!

the random

Don't make pretend Kim Kardashian is famous for any other reason

girl blurbs

*Ewww - Tiger Woods used to date LeAnn Rimes

*Crazy Brunette News: Katherine Heigl leaves 'Grey's Anatomy' early

*Not that there's Anything wrong with it...'Real Housewife' Kim Zolciak Admits She's in Lesbian Relationship

*The Ongoing Decline of Lindsay Lohan. More Public Drunkenness

*'Pretty Wild' Chicks: Who'd You Rather?

*The Opposite Sketches: Kim Kardashian dating a White guy?

*Bubbe, er, Betty White Weighs In On Sandra Bullock Drama

*Chelsea Handler Bikini'd In 'Shape': How Airbrushed Is She?

Battle of the Curves: Kim vs Vida

so, is it Kim Kardashian...




...or is it Vida Guerra



They both have hourglass figures. They are both ethnically exotic. Both are short (you'll look really cool reaching things from the cabinets for them). But Vida is a working class girl who worked her way to the top of her profession, while Kim kind of inherited whatever it is she does and that sex tape didn't hurt - but she's rich! You pick, they won't decide.

girl blurbs

*We're with Sandra: Jesse James's mistress is a Nazi

*We like Heidi Montag's short shorts

*Principles at her age? Miley Cyrus quit Twitter because her redneck fans were homophobes

*Kim Kardashian is a purple hourglass people eater

*The 20 Hottest NCAA Cheerleading Sqauds