Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

the frivolous

Seacrest Out-Of-It



In past "American Idol" seasons, viewers looked to Paula Abdul to supply the show's requisite loopy comedy and awkward moments. But now, with Paula gone, host Ryan Seacrest seems to have stepped into that buffoon role, exhibiting increasingly bizarre behavior all season long. Until this week, his oddest antics had occurred when sparring with Simon Cowell (seriously, the two of them have practically come to blows during their "witty" banter). But on Tuesday's Elvis Night episode, Ryan took his cray-cray shenanigans to a whole new level--or more specifically, a new low--thus setting the blogosphere and Twitterverse ablaze.

For instance, while Tim Urban (suddenly nicknamed "Turban" by Ryan) was performing "Can't Help Falling in Love," Ryan started slow-dancing in the aisles with a stocky male audience member, nearly throwing Tim off-track. The cameras never shot a close-up of this same-sex dancing duo, but Ryan later claimed that his partner had been Season 8 finalist Michael Sarver--a revelation that was met with a smattering of amused applause.

However, the next morning, a confused Michael Sarver tweeted that he hadn't actually attended the taping. (It turned out the beefy gentleman was a friend of contestant Lee Dewyze.) Reports from the scene later revealed that Ryan also danced a solo jig during Andrew Garcia's "Hound Dog" number and played air guitar to Lee's "A Little Less Conversation" performance on Tuesday.

Also, while interviewing guest mentor Adam Lambert--who had reassured skittish viewers, via his Twitter, that his stint on the show this week would be "beyond family-friendly"--Ryan tossed out some not-exactly-family-friendly double entendres. Most notable, and most icky, was the remark, "My tongue's not as talented as yours." Um, okay. Awkward.

But the weirdest Ryan incident had to be when he quite straightfacedly announced that next week's "Idol Gives Back" charity special would be co-hosted by his former cohort, Brian Dunkleman, who left "American Idol" after Season 1 and has since pretty much vanished into obscurity. The surprising news of Brian's return to the "Idol" stage elicited delighted gasps and cheers from the live studio audience...before Ryan revealed that he was just kidding. And no one laughed. Considering how Ryan's star has risen since he started hosting "Idol" on his own, while Brian's career has completely stalled, such a joke at Brian's expense seemed nasty and totally uncalled-for.

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

CoOlDiGgY tech & media (late edition)

IGN's Hands-on With the Xbox 360 and USB Storage



Microsoft released the much-talked about Xbox 360 firmware update today allowing players to use USB storage media for gamertags, XBLA titles, game installs and more. If you haven't yet, you can check out IGN.com's news story detailing the nuts and bolts of the update. In the meantime, I was tasked with experimenting with the update to see just how it works, and came away with a few not so obvious facets of the Xbox 360's latest firmware.

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earlier:
The Most Amazing Feature Of Apple's iPad (That No One's Talking About)



Seriously. This alone is worth $600...

ATLANTA (AP) -- Apple's iPad tablet is friendlier than a traditional laptop when it comes to airport security.

The Transportation Security Administration said Tuesday that in general you should not need to remove your iPad from your bag. That's because it's relatively small and people who carry the device often don't have bulky accessories like plugs and external drives that clutter the image when computer bags are screened.

Screeners may still ask you to remove your iPad if they can't get a clear image of the device.

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Monday, March 29, 2010

the frivolous (late edition)

Ricky Martin Surprises No One, Comes Out the Closet



"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Martin wrote in a blog posting at www.rickymartinmusic.com.

"This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with," Martin wrote.

Martin, 38, became a father to twin sons via a surrogate in 2008 and at the time no details were given about the birth or the mother.

The Puerto Rican singer of hits such as "Livin' la Vida Loca," has long been the subject of speculation about his sexuality. In 2000, TV journalist Barbara Walters grilled him about whether he was gay, but he refused to disclose it.

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earlier:
Big Easy has Big D*cks



Someone made a survey of the cities and states with the biggest penises. We hope they didn't give the job of measuring to an unwilling intern. BTW, how can we get the gig for measuring the biggest breasts? CoOlDiGgY is based in Los Angeles. We're ranked 17th. We don't want to talk about. New Orleans is the "biggest" city in the country. So we're stopping our Katrina charity checks. Next time use your big cocks to save you from drowning. We may not have the biggest dicks but we have the biggest douches.


"biggest" dick cities:

1) New Orleans
2) Washington, DC
3) San Diego
4) New York
5) Phoenix

"biggest" dick states:

1) New Hampshire,
2) Oregon
3) New York
4) Indiana
5) Arizona


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*The Real-life Ross & Rachel (David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston) are No Longer...wait for it...'Friends'

*Will Smith is being a Hancock to his wife's show 'HawthoRNe'

*Are they already writing Lindsay Lohan's obituary?

*Some 'American Idol' person did something illegal. If you care, click here

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