Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts

Monday, April 12, 2010

girl blurbs

...now with more girls


*Sarah Jessica Parker is so two dimensional

*Now completely useless to society: Jenny McCarthy closes autism school

*The Plastics are a really exclusive clique: Lindsay Lohan is not on the cover of Mean Girls video game

*Mischa Barton prepping for her role as Mama Cass

*Demi Moore and Kate Beckinsale in the same dress. Who's hotter?

*More Moore: Demi opens up about cosmetic surgeries

*Gwyneth Paltrow: Myth vs. Reality



*For teenage girl in you: American Idol stylist dishes

*Here's why Betty White is more famous than ever: In Tough Economic Times, Mature-Looking Women Appear More Attractive

*The bad news is Rumer Willis wears underwear

*Pretty Wild actress(?) accused of stealing from club

*Nicole Scherzinger's pussycat is a doll

*Snooki audtions for Cyclops from X-Men


*It's so hard to tell the difference between the Olson Twins

*Shania Twain: sexiest Canadian since Alan Thicke

*The busty spawn of Donald Trump's hair: Ivanka Trump

*Source backs up Nicollette Sheridan's story of how Desperate Housewives creator slapped her

*BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie still hot

*The JWoww Cigarette Workout in Pictures



*Better than Transformers: Megan Fox's PSA to save LA schools

Friday, April 2, 2010

girl blurbs (weekend)

Rachael Ray - Your Secret Crush




Yeah, you won't boast about how hot she is the same way you do about Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie but you know you dig her. She's a secret crush. The kind of girl you really like when no one's looking. Here's one of our secret faves: Rachael Ray. Sure, she's runty, a little stubby, her voice is strange, she has a weird fetish for olive oil, and she's a little too attached to that crazy dog of hers. But still, she's got that something.




*Lonely boobs: Susan Sarandon talks to life after split with Tim Robbins

*The Great Recession comes to Hollywood: Shannen Doherty - Dancing with Debt...

*...Lindsay Lohan Broke, In Dire Straits

*Even Brad can't get the girl: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Sleep In Separate Bedrooms says Former Bodyguard

*Denise Huxtable has a hot (legal) daughter. Meet Zoe Kravitz (yes, that "Kravitz")

*VIDEO: Sarah Palin Special, 'Real American Stories,' Debuts On Fox News

(editor's note: because Sarah Palin is such a played out subject and human being (cylon, maybe?) we instead have video of Lisa Loeb - CoOlDiGgY's Official Sarah Palin Avatar)

Monday, March 29, 2010

the random

Toes Over Bros:
LiLo Never Had a Drug Problem, She's Been Covering for Her Feet's Coke Habit for Years

the frivolous (late edition)

Ricky Martin Surprises No One, Comes Out the Closet



"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Martin wrote in a blog posting at www.rickymartinmusic.com.

"This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with," Martin wrote.

Martin, 38, became a father to twin sons via a surrogate in 2008 and at the time no details were given about the birth or the mother.

The Puerto Rican singer of hits such as "Livin' la Vida Loca," has long been the subject of speculation about his sexuality. In 2000, TV journalist Barbara Walters grilled him about whether he was gay, but he refused to disclose it.

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earlier:
Big Easy has Big D*cks



Someone made a survey of the cities and states with the biggest penises. We hope they didn't give the job of measuring to an unwilling intern. BTW, how can we get the gig for measuring the biggest breasts? CoOlDiGgY is based in Los Angeles. We're ranked 17th. We don't want to talk about. New Orleans is the "biggest" city in the country. So we're stopping our Katrina charity checks. Next time use your big cocks to save you from drowning. We may not have the biggest dicks but we have the biggest douches.


"biggest" dick cities:

1) New Orleans
2) Washington, DC
3) San Diego
4) New York
5) Phoenix

"biggest" dick states:

1) New Hampshire,
2) Oregon
3) New York
4) Indiana
5) Arizona


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*The Real-life Ross & Rachel (David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston) are No Longer...wait for it...'Friends'

*Will Smith is being a Hancock to his wife's show 'HawthoRNe'

*Are they already writing Lindsay Lohan's obituary?

*Some 'American Idol' person did something illegal. If you care, click here

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