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*She's 95% Breast, 5% Relevant: Jessica Simpson shows her future back problems

*Tara Reid Calls Off Wedding Starts Cat Shopping

*Amanda's Such a Bitch: Heather Locklear Arrested for Hit-and-Run

*Eva "Definitely Susan Surandon's Daughter" Amurri in a Bikini

*Mr. & Mrs. Smith in Real Life: Brangelina to Wed Already

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...now ribbed for no one's pleasure

*We owe Ryan Seacrest one? He stops Crystal Bowersox from quitting Idol

*Death Proof: Quentin Tarantino to save Lindsay Lohan's film career

*Chloe Moretz, 13, can KICK (your) ASS

*Mr. Montag takes on Audrina Patridge and JWoww for their plastic surgery. Wait, whaaaaaaaaat?
(editor's note: excuse the hackiness. It's not what you think. It's actually kinda worse)

*Hot Lesbian BBW action or Portia likes Ellen fat

*Susan Sarandon needs crutches to help her carry her boobs or something

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Crazy Brunette News SPECIAL EDITION
Man Nearly Killed by His Lover's 40 LL Breast

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Celebrity Feet - the Top Good, the Top Bad and the Ugly

We ranked, you decide. Here's our Top 20 Best Celebrity Feet:



Here are the Worst 15 Celebrity Feet. You may be shocked. Your heart may break:



Now, Keira Knightley's feet. What do you think? They can go either way. Comment






*Wrestling's fake, too and we still love it: Heidi Montag's F-cups in a bikini

*Let's start a phony rumor: Sandra Bullock and George Lopez. Just friends?

*Anna Torv, the hottie from Fringe, is single, which is good because...

*...Lady Gaga won't be sleeping with you

weekend frivolity

Amy Winehouse Breast ALERT

TERRIFIED AMY WINEHOUSE has been rushed to hospital with agonizing pains from her boob implants.

The 26-year-old Rehab singer was kept in overnight while doctors carried out urgent tests.

She is now waiting to discover whether she must undergo corrective surgery - or even have the 32D implants removed.

A family friend said: "Amy was in agony and became convinced it was something to do with her boobs.

"She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation.
Curves

"She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or not."

Amy has gone back to the same top private surgery where her boob enhancement was carried out last year. The troubled star paid £35,000 in October to restore the curves she boasted before she developed her serious drug habit.

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*Jim Carrey: Elin Woods A 'Willing Participant' In Tiger Infidelity

*James Van Der Beek, Girlfriend Expecting a Little Dawson. No word on how Joey feels

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK - 3) Raquel Welch

In her new book, Raquel: Beyond the Cleavage, legendary bombshell Raquel Welch takes a nuanced view of feminism. She argues that many of the stated goals of the Movement has destroyed the roles of women.

"I tried to make it historic so people could really see how, you know, it's like smoke under a door. It starts out with the Suffragettes and kind of gathers and gathers and gathers until pretty soon you turn around and say, 'Well, you know, I'm happy about the gains we've made but something happened here, and there was a misunderstanding, you know? We are not like men. We don't want to be like men, not really."

We agree, women shouldn't try to be like men. We suck at it, why would anyone want to act like us? Ever hear of the Crusades? That was all penis. You have to love those curves she still has! But Ms. Welch, for a brief moment, made us forget that 37-26-36 figure of hers. Our approach to gender issues in this country is not working. It probably never has. Raquel is challenging us to all come back to the table and revise our views during these dark times.

Raquel Welch news:


*The Bombshell on Why American Women Have Lost Their Feminine Side

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK - 4) Pamela Anderson

It's always the 1990s with Pamela Anderson with the "accidentally" exposed breasts and the air of drama with current run on Dancing with the Stars. We wouldn't have it any other way.

Pamela Anderson news:

*Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip Are Not an April Fools Joke

*Shannen Doherty and Pamela Anderson won't let shared ex-hubby ruin time on Dancing with the Stars

the random

Women with big breasts are smarter! A study conducted in the United States showed that women with big breasts are smarter than those who are less endowed. See, we DO love you for your minds. It's just manifested through our love of BOOBIES!

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Sofia Vergara. Do You Need a Reason?

The hit television sitcom, Modern Family, is very funny. Though Family Guy is more realistic. But one of the shiny stars of the program is curvy Latina, Sofia Vergara. She's been making us horny for years but it's nice that she's finally made the mainstream. She's THE sex symbol of this new decade in our opinion. Feast you eyes on the 32D-28-39 body of Sofia Vergara. "Vergara" is Spanish for "Viagra"

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*Mila Kunis is kinda busty?

*Scar(pretty)face: Meet Cocaine Beauty Queen Angie Sanclemente Valencia

*Girls - at a comic book store? Ellen gets a comic

*And? Roger Clemens' mistress in a sex vid

*Katy Perry's 32 D's barely fit her tiny red bikini (don't tell her)

*Reason for Continuing Ed: The 50 Best Colleges Ranked By Looks

*Christina Aguilera's Song for the Slutty (our faves)

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10 Most Underrated Celebrity Booties

If your name is "Kardashian" or "Lopez" (or whatever Rihanna's last name is) then chances are folks think of your booty. We do, too. Butt what about the unsung booty heroes? What about the celebs with great asses that actually have talents and gifts that make them multi-dimensional human beings. Booty appreciation should not be wasted on the famous-for-being-famous or bad singers. Here are some talented people whose ass you may have overlooked.




*Controversy for Soccer Moms: When little Stefani's first words were "gaga" who knew this is what she meant?

*Maria Conchita Alonso schools Sean Penn but kills any hope for Colors 2

*(Someone's) EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Bullock to divorce Jesse James

*Good Christian (even better flotation device) Heidi Montag leaves hubby

*Mischa "Lindsay Lohan" Barton vomits on herself at bar

*Kelly Brook models for Ultimo Lingerie. Yay!

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*Now imagine that that's not slime on Katy Perry

*The Party of 'Oh Yes, Oh Yes': GOP Spends Big Bucks at West Hollywood Strip Club and Bondage

*Shakira wants to use those hips bare some babies

*Crazy Brunette News: Adrianne Curry, your topless Tweets have our attention

*The Return of Nicole Eggert's 'Baywatch' Body

*So Do We: Kendra Wilkinson Loves her Curvy Mommy Body

*NEW FEATURE - Controversy for Soccer Moms: Erykah Badu's video features stripping and other tame shit

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK - 1) Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman has been sexy and entertaining for 2 decades. So what's so impressive about his this week? Her film, Motherhood, just opened in the UK. It is the biggest flop ever. It made $130. You can make more than that selling nude photos of your Uncle Finkland. We wish her luck in her next film.

Uma Thurman News:

*Uma Thurman Movie 'Motherhood' BOMBS In England

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK - 3) Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Hills has been canceled but she's here on the big list because her HILLS will live on. She's tacky, shallow, and (okay, is the girlfriend or wife out of the room? Yes?) She's hot. Okay! So what, she went under the knife, who cares. You didn't like her when she looked like Bobby Hill but you know you want her now, real bad like. (The girlfriend or wife is back?) Yuck. She's gross. What guy wants big boobs?

Heidi Montag news:

*Heidi Montag is gonna make it

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK - 4) Angie Sanclemente

Angie Sanclemente is like something out of a really bad Bill O'Rielly novel (is there any other kind?) - a Colombian supermodel by day and a drug kingpin (or queenpin) at night. Now this beauty is on the run from the law. We're guessing this ends with some Thelma and Louise-style suicide.

Angie Sanclemente news:

*Model, allegedly drug queen, on the lam

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*Jane Goldman: writer, geek, busty. Lets it all hang out at 'Kick-Ass' premiere party

*Janet Jackson and Coco at 'Why Did I Get Married, Too' premiere

*Nip/Tuck's Kelly Carlson 2.Oh Yeah!

*Grace Park + bikini = Frackin' Awesome

*She was hot just a week ago: Jennifer Love Hewitt's new Wal-Mart greeter hairdo

*Mischa Barton goes for gold (ie. boogers)

*Crazy Brunette News: Amy Winehouse is looking out for your vagina

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*Meg Griffin is Hot: Mila Kunis in Genlux Magazine

*Anna Nicole Smith's hangers-on get no money from her sham marriage. May need to get jobs

*Just like us: Lindsay Lohan can't get into clubs now

*Now %100 Kosher: Isla Fisher converts to Judaism marries Borat

*Ke$ha Extends 15 minutes and Penises by Leaking Sex Tape

*15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)

4) Heidi Klum



Heidi Klum has the same values as many of us: Her children, her marriage, her career, and her breasts. We agree, Heidi. Keep (them) up.


Heidi Klum news:



*Heidi Klum Talks Marital Bliss & Keeping 'The Girls' Perky

The Girl from Lost is Kinda Hot

She's like Mexican or Persian or Tauron or something. She's on Lost so she's either dead or a dream or from the past. We don't know much about Zuleikha Robinson except that she's a busty cutie. That's good enough for us here at CoOlDiGgY

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*We're with Sandra: Jesse James's mistress is a Nazi

*We like Heidi Montag's short shorts

*Principles at her age? Miley Cyrus quit Twitter because her redneck fans were homophobes

*Kim Kardashian is a purple hourglass people eater

*The 20 Hottest NCAA Cheerleading Sqauds