Saturday, March 27, 2010

the big story (weekend)




It was truly a super Sunday for Obama supporters. The long-argued Health Care bill passed the House of Representatives and every member of the uninsured would now have the ability to get insurance. It was hailed as the most significant piece of legislation since the passage of Medicare. Lives would even be saved. Not true. There are four long years until the apparatus kicks in for wider health coverage. Even then the new law affects only an estimated 30 million of the 50 million uninsured.

It was truly a black Sunday for Obama opponents. The long-argued Health Care bill passed the House of Representatives and every member of the insured would now have to lose their insurance as government took over one-sixth of the US economy. It was hailed as the day socialism seize American medicine. Lives would be shortened via "death panels." Not true. What frightened tea party devotees into action sits more comfortably with bailout than Bolshevism. The health industry receives gets 30 million new customers.

The past week as been a tale of preaching to the choir, scaring the choir, or celebrating with the choir. But the members of Congress have mostly been lying to the choir. And cable news is more than complicit in creating a childish narrative of Republican versus Democrat. TV news became TV sitcom and real-life, especially in regards to the new Health Care law, does not make for tidy, 30 minute-long entertainment.

President Obama touted many of the pro-health reform cliches during his signing ceremony for the bill. But the one that had the most ability to soften public opinion was the promise of near-immediate coverage of children with pre-existing conditions. The President proclaimed:


"This year, tens of thousands of uninsured Americans with a preexisting condition and parents whose children have a preexisting condition will finally be able to purchase the coverage they need"



But the AP quickly reported that:


Under the new law, insurance companies still would be able to refuse new coverage to children because of a pre-existing medical problem, said Karen Lightfoot, spokeswoman for the House Energy and Commerce Committee, one of the main congressional panels that wrote the bill Obama signed into law Tuesday



And to further abuse the illusion of medical euphoria that any Obama supporter may have had ABC News reported this weekend that Houston Tracy has a pre-existing condition. Houston is a 12-day old newborn and his pre-existing condition applied to him at the moment of his birth. A shocking new precedent that the Hope of this legislation was to make a thing of the past, not the wave of the future.

A harsh reality for any Obama Democrat. But the so-called tea party as made numerous assumptions not grounded in fact. The group has decried the new law, calling it socialism and warning about the end of private insurance. But health industry stocks have risen the past week and during the anticipation of the bill's passage. The reason is because of the legal mandate for Americans to purchase privately-owned health insurance. The Obama administration, in a very pro-insurance move, negotiated this aspect and decided to forgo an actual government-run program via the so-called public option. This was a betrayal to progressives. All the while, the nation's only truly socialist-style system, the Veteran's Administration, was never in serious consideration as a model for reform.

Key insurance lobbyists guided and even penned much of the language in the new law, including the provision that the IRS enforce the new mandatory enrollment. The law, in effect, is an insurance company bailout. According to Time magazine, the health industry is not only excited about their rising stock values and 30 million new customers but they are eager to remind the public that they must buy the very product that many Obama supporters thought they were punishing. In a program called "Enroll America":



America's Health Insurance Plans (AHIP), the industry trade group, has agreed to sign on to a new, 50-state health care reform implementation effort, provisionally called Enroll America "We are participating in it," says AHIP spokesman Robert Zirkelbach. "The goal is to get everyone covered."

Other parts of the health industry, including drug companies and hospitals, are also expected to join the effort, which will focus on making sure as many uninsured Americans as possible get insurance under the law President Obama signed Tuesday




It may jog conservative memories to note that the very idea of the individual mandate to purchase insurance comes from likely 2012 Republican Presidential contender, Mitt Romney. Many of the controversial parts of the new health care law come directly from the health reform law Romney championed and signed into being during his tenure as Massachusetts governor. A law that passed with the vote of then-state legislature and now tea party darling, US Senator Scott Brown. To misquote John Kerry: Republicans were for ObamaCare before they were against it.

But some of the tea party grievances that the news media considered outlandish do have credence. The taxes are about to get steep. There is already a whopping 10 percent tax on the tanning industry as of July 1. Many other "sin taxes" are on the horizon with the justification that they keep health care cost low for the the private insurers. Everything from salt to soda taxes is currently being considered. The individual mandate itself is a new tax for the uninsured. All with the IRS in waiting.

Another pertinent tea party worry, "death panels," may well come to American shores. While end-of-life counseling can hardly be called a "death panel" the tea party-ers may want to look into beginning of life death panels. The United Kingdom, a long-time conservative cautionary tale against single-payer health care, is now rationing the care for premature babies. In the name of saving it's health system money, British doctors are not resuscitating preemies under 22 weeks old. A strict limit that recently applied to a baby 21 weeks and 5 days old.

Another strike against the potential quality of the new US system may come from the very people who legislated it. Both those on the right and the left may want to take note: lawmakers that are now celebrating health care reform are trying to avoid it themselves. Politico reports that new health care law may exempt top Congressional staffers from having to enroll.

It may not come as a surprise that in a recent poll the majority of Americans now want to repeal the new law of the land. But close study of numerous surveys find that the concerns about this bill do not fall into convenient liberal or conservative lines. All sides have their concerns as the competing narratives start to fray as public opinion gets more nuanced. Not good for bumper stickers and certainly not good for anyone who thinks they can predict the upcoming mid-term elections.

Both parties have made threats, promises and celebrations but neither has been fully honest.



*Bank of America, Wells Fargo might not pay federal taxes for 2009

*South Korean navy ship sinks near sea border with North

*Israel could use tactical nukes on Iran...

*...U.S. and Israel sign massive arms deal


*The McCain-Lieberman Police State Act?

*Past Decade Was Warmest on Record

*State by State: Who qualifies for free/reduced-price lunch

*Pupils suffer panic attacks after school stages fake shooting

*Police say gunfire that hit Cantor's office was random


*Treaty to cut US-Russia nukes

*Many in the Tea Party are Unemployed, on 'Welfare,' and Lots of Time to Kill

*View from the US: The 'special relationship' is a very British obsession

*Geely seals deal to buy Volvo from Ford

Old Man Yells At Cloud



Our regular feature of an old crank's observations before senility fully sets in.





  • Okay, the whole 9/11 Truth "debate" - the "they" are now saying that 9/11 Truth is a right wing movement. Let me tell you something - having doubts about any official story is the most American of duties. PERIOD. But let's travel down this road, shall we? I remember when liberal radio host Randi Rhodes would dedicate entire shows to the inconsistancies of the official story and was a huge part of the suspicious role that VP Dick Cheney took on that horrible day. Another high-profile liberal, Thom Hartmann, would host debates on the various 9/11 conspiracies. It was so commonplace on left wing radio to question 9/11 that "Truthers" were once called liberal. Liberals would openly bring up the idea that 9/11 was a false flag attack and radio liberals and bloggers brought up the idea that the neocon PNAC (Project for a New American Century) and their desire for a "new Pearl Harbor" was the proof for 9/11 as an inside job. It is still mainstream for folks to posit that 9/11 was a rather too convienent justification for the invasion of Iraq. It was the left that got the ball rolling on the 9/11 Commisssion. It was the left that was steamed that Bush and Cheney's testimony would be kept secret and without being sworn in. It was the left that made the stink about the "Downing Street Memo." But wait, there's more: the highest grossing documentary of all time was Farenheit 9/11 by Michael Moore. The whole point of the film was to shine a spotlight on the 9/11 oddities. But here we are with our Freaky Friday politics: We all change our values depending on whether "our team" is in the White House. In truth, the left is now effectively protecting George W. Bush now.
  • All of you conservatives out there. Here's a piece of free PR advice. Stop calling it "Obama Care." Barack Obama is the most popular politician in the country. Half of Americans like him. He's more popular the the actual health care law. So you are boosting the appeal of health care. You all have to stop preaching to the choir. It's like calling something gross like rat shit stew something cool like Santa Claus candy sprinkles. Call it Harry Reid care, he's at 8 percent.
  • Another thing. Stop calling everything "Socialism." First, all of the controversial Obama (just like Bush) endeavors are corporate Fascist. But aside from that, when you call things people love (Social Security, schools, the fire department) Socialism, you make Socialism look good. A third of the youth are actually comfortable with the big "S." Socialism is always the go-to ideology for the poor during times of economic stress. Socialist candidates during the Great Depression were national contenders. And during the Cold War, citizens from all over the world would choose the Socialist and then the US would have to go in and bomb them into they changed their minds. Conservatives are still using old school arguments and are still expecting to get an old school response.
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" is really funny and clever. Go figure.
  • I don't get Eric Cantor's point - in anything
  • Don't tell Obama supporters but this new health care law is Mitt Romney's idea
  • Don't tell Republicans but this new health care law is Mitt Romney's idea
  • Don't tell Mitt Romney but this new health care law is Mitt Romney's idea
  • How come we can only discuss 1, maybe 2 stories at a time in the news world?
  • Much of the European Union is on the brink of financial collapse. Office Pool: Portugal is next
  • Thomas Friedman is pro-Iraq war and pro-Outsourcing. STILL. Why do liberal talk show hosts always have him on their shows and laud him as the smartest man in the world?
  • Speaking of "liberal" talk show hosts - I think Bill Maher is on the take. Take your pick: the CFR, Zionist, Al Gore, Time Warner, hell even Dickheads Anonymous
  • I feel bad for Keith Olbermann for losing his dad but, damn, how much time off does he actually need?
  • Rush Limbaugh does not care about you
  • I think that the corporate-labeled "extreme right" and the corporate-labeled "extreme left" are actually the real middle. Take a Ron Paul guy and a Michael Moore guy and send them to Doug Stanhope concert. They'll both love it. Now take a Fox News guy and an MSNBC guy to the same concert and they'll both probably walk out by the end of the show. I like to call the middle "the caroled"
  • Ed Schultz does not care about you
  • Jesse James is a scumbag. I hate anyone that distracts the news media. Fuck you, too, Octomom
  • The Coffee Party is the dumbest piece of shit that I've ever heard of. They sit around and discuss the best ways to communicate with elected officials. What? Why not just write a letter and put in a bottle and then stick it up your ass. Same result.
  • Much of the Tea Party is unemployed and on government help. That movement is not about anything but the ongoing decrease in living standards and wages. Nothing more, nothing less. The formerly "comfortable class" is no longer comfortable and want someone's head. All revolutions come when the middle class suffers a lose in buying power. Poor rarely revolt because they spend all of there waking hours trying to survive. Protests are for the formerly spoiled. Few of the Tea Party's stated goals, as expressed by their corporate exploiters, will ever make them whole again. The last Tea Party had George Washington, the new one has Sarah Palin.
  • "Barry Soetoro" look it up
  • What happened to that anti-war movement? Everyone is protesting - students, tax payers, etc. But the only one the Obama administration wants to arrest is Cindy Sheehan
  • Obama, Emmanuel, Daily Kos, the only go after the liberals who are disobiendent not the conservaDems. Can we stop calling Obama a progressive?
  • Can Obama stop saying that a law that doesn't take effect for 4 years hasn't caused "Armageddon" today?
  • Al Gore testified to the Los Angeles City Council for a "carbon surcharge" of 28 percent for residents. He did it via Skype to keep his "carbon footprint low." Bullshit, he did it via Skype so we Los Angelians didn't put a SoCal foot up his exploitative fat ass.
  • Cable news is an unfunny joke. The biggest culprits: Chris Matthews and Bill O'Reilly.
  • It is not anti-Semitic to criticize the government of Israel. But there are a lot of anti-Semites who criticize the government of Israel. Tough one.
  • We are now seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt become a crazy cat lady spinster.
  • It sucks to be young in this economy.
  • It's NOT your age, the music does suck
  • Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, Hendricks, Lennon - all dead. Justin, Diddy, Mayer, Ringo - still alive. I think mediocrity is the key to immortality
  • Did you know Warren Buffet, and NOT a lizard, owns Geico?
  • Do you really think the GOP will let you have your liberty?
  • We can eliminate the income tax if your will to pay a few pennies more at Wal-Mart. No? Okay, call me on April 15th

girl blurbs (weekend)

31 Kosher Flavors of Sexy



So on Friday we said Christina Aguilera wasn't good enough for CoOlDiGgY this weekend. Bad choice of words. We meant she was not JEWISH enough. Ya see, this week is Passover which is like Jewish Easter but with Moses instead of bunnies and gefilte fish instead of Jesus. You say tomato and they say matzah ball. So, anyway it is just like Easter except there is a seance and a Christian baby gets sacrificed. We aren't too sure because most of our knowledge of Judaism comes from our time as members of Mel Gibson's church. Moving on. We complied a list of Jewish women. Wait that sounds bad. Okay, we surveyed people (horny dudes like you and us) and asked them to name the women of the Chosen persuasion that they thought were the hottest. We put together the celebs that came back most frequently and decided go and post the Top 31.

Why 31? Baskin-Robbins, bitches! According to Wiki, so you know it's true, one of the founders were part of Zionist fraternity. So every time you have a bite of Baskin-Robbins ice cream a skinhead dies. So we ate $856,897 worth of Baskin-Robbins and are proud to present CoOlDiGgY's survey of the TOP 31 Hottest Jewish Celebrities. Happy Pesach, y'all..

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK -
1) Uma Thurman



Uma Thurman has been sexy and entertaining for 2 decades. So what's so impressive about his this week? Her film, Motherhood, just opened in the UK. It is the biggest flop ever. It made $130. You can make more than that selling nude photos of your Uncle Finkland. We wish her luck in her next film.

Uma Thurman News:

*Uma Thurman Movie 'Motherhood' BOMBS In England

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK -
2) Gloria Allred



Lawyer? Advocate? Pitbull? Pimp? These are the things that can describe her but not by us, we don't want to get sued by her. She is representing the noble - like the woman who had to remove her intimate piercings for TSA stormtroopers. She represents the un(?)in(?)de(?)-noble the other women of Tiger Woods and Jesse James. She's our runner-up this week.

Gloria Allred news:

*Gloria Allred Is the Woman Behind the Other Women

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK -
3) Heidi Montag



Heidi Montag Hills has been canceled but she's here on the big list because her HILLS will live on. She's tacky, shallow, and (okay, is the girlfriend or wife out of the room? Yes?) She's hot. Okay! So what, she went under the knife, who cares. You didn't like her when she looked like Bobby Hill but you know you want her now, real bad like. (The girlfriend or wife is back?) Yuck. She's gross. What guy wants big boobs?

Heidi Montag news:

*Heidi Montag is gonna make it

CoOlDiGgY WOMEN OF THE WEEK -
4) Angie Sanclemente



Angie Sanclemente is like something out of a really bad Bill O'Rielly novel (is there any other kind?) - a Colombian supermodel by day and a drug kingpin (or queenpin) at night. Now this beauty is on the run from the law. We're guessing this ends with some Thelma and Louise-style suicide.

Angie Sanclemente news:

*Model, allegedly drug queen, on the lam

CoOlDiGgY Big Balls of the Week

Bill McCollum



Why? Because he is the Attorney General, from Florida, who is heading up a multi-state lawsuit to stop the new health care law. We are not saying their isn't a need for major reform but this lawsuit opens the debate up and brings to the forefront the issue of whether an individual mandate is Constitutional. Our selection is about what a brave move it is to take on a popular sitting President's signature program. David and Goliath. Congrats on the big balls, Mr. McCollum!!!

related stories:
*Florida State Attorney General Heads Up Lawsuit to Overturn New Health Care Bill

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