the random

In today's news, reporter(?) Mika Brz-something looked around the entire world and saw health care, the economy, pollution, and even the daily earthquakes that will someday make Roland Emmerich films come true and decided to ignore all of that and, instead, scold that scrappy Miley Cyrus for a very tame and shockingly unsexy pole dance. Plus, how does she know it was actually Miley Cyrus doing the dancing and not that Hannah Montana trouble maker? They do look alike

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