the frivolous (late edition)

Ricky Martin Surprises No One, Comes Out the Closet

"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," Martin wrote in a blog posting at www.rickymartinmusic.com.

"This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with," Martin wrote.

Martin, 38, became a father to twin sons via a surrogate in 2008 and at the time no details were given about the birth or the mother.

The Puerto Rican singer of hits such as "Livin' la Vida Loca," has long been the subject of speculation about his sexuality. In 2000, TV journalist Barbara Walters grilled him about whether he was gay, but he refused to disclose it.

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earlier:

Big Easy has Big D*cks

Someone made a survey of the cities and states with the biggest penises. We hope they didn't give the job of measuring to an unwilling intern. BTW, how can we get the gig for measuring the biggest breasts? CoOlDiGgY is based in Los Angeles. We're ranked 17th. We don't want to talk about. New Orleans is the "biggest" city in the country. So we're stopping our Katrina charity checks. Next time use your big cocks to save you from drowning. We may not have the biggest dicks but we have the biggest douches.


"biggest" dick cities:

1) New Orleans
2) Washington, DC
3) San Diego
4) New York
5) Phoenix

"biggest" dick states:

1) New Hampshire,
2) Oregon
3) New York
4) Indiana
5) Arizona


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