31 Kosher Flavors of Sexy
So on Friday we said Christina Aguilera wasn't good enough for CoOlDiGgY this weekend. Bad choice of words. We meant she was not JEWISH enough. Ya see, this week is Passover which is like Jewish Easter but with Moses instead of bunnies and gefilte fish instead of Jesus. You say tomato and they say matzah ball. So, anyway it is just like Easter except there is a seance and a Christian baby gets sacrificed. We aren't too sure because most of our knowledge of Judaism comes from our time as members of Mel Gibson's church. Moving on. We complied a list of Jewish women. Wait that sounds bad. Okay, we surveyed people (horny dudes like you and us) and asked them to name the women of the Chosen persuasion that they thought were the hottest. We put together the celebs that came back most frequently and decided go and post the Top 31.
Why 31? Baskin-Robbins, bitches! According to Wiki, so you know it's true, one of the founders were part of Zionist fraternity. So every time you have a bite of Baskin-Robbins ice cream a skinhead dies. So we ate $856,897 worth of Baskin-Robbins and are proud to present CoOlDiGgY's survey of the TOP 31 Hottest Jewish Celebrities. Happy Pesach, y'all..
Yeah, I was really disappointed when Soleil was pushing the "its good to be a virgin" thing. When I saw her as a grown up I went bonkers.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman is one of the very few women that are notably more attractive when their hair is up.
Soliel was doing the "virgin" thing? very disappointing. Don't ya wish she was doing the "never get a breast reduction" thing instead?
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